Monthly Archives: February 2016

Dear Coobie Bra Company

Dear Coobie Bra Company, I would like to thank you for your bras, not for their comfort and modest price, both exemplary qualities, but for their unintended consequences.  Your Coobie Bra has prompted me to directly confront my mortality as … Continue reading

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Dear Presbyterian Church

Dear Presbyterian Church of the United States, First I should explain that I am not really a Presbyterian, or any sort of church goer for that matter.  I would classify myself more as a spiritual atheist and a cultural Christian.  … Continue reading

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Podcast: Dear Presbyterian Church

http://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Dear-Presybeterian-Church.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: iTunes | Android | RSSAs I sat in church, I focused on what I was thankful for instead of beating myself up with the prayer of confession.  Here is what I came up … Continue reading

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Open Letter to the Producers of “The Voice”

Dear Producers of The Voice: Congratulations on The Voice, an inspiring show that captures the basic American values of “from out of nowhere” success — I cheered the young farm boy whose previous experience was singing to his cows while baling hay, cheered that … Continue reading

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Podcast: Open Letter to the Producers of the Voice

http://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/McSweeney-Reject-The-Voice.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: iTunes | Android | RSSI was shocked to find that the television show “The Voice” allows you to vote more than once.  This is not who we are.  Our counry is founded on … Continue reading

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