Category Archives: McSweeney Rejects

Podcast: Open Letter to the Children of Robert McNamara

http://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Open-Letter-to-McNamara.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: iTunes | Android | RSSI’s been over 50 years, but I am finally apologizing. Share: Follow Liza Blue on:

Posted in McSweeney Rejects, Podcast | Leave a comment

Open Letter to the Children of Robert McNamara

Dear McNamara Children, This is a belated apology.  I have been meaning to set things straight, but the right moment never materialized, and now it has been over 50 years.  However, my guilt came flooding back as I watched the … Continue reading

Posted in McSweeney Rejects | Leave a comment

Open Letter to Stephen Hawking

There is one thing humans have relied on, well beyond the standard cliché of death and taxes.  It is the universal standard of a second as an enduring constant across cultures and time.  Some extremist with a jittery trigger finger … Continue reading

Posted in McSweeney Rejects, To the Best of My Knowledge, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Podcast: Open Letter to Stephen Hawking

http://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Dear-Dr.-Hawking.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: iTunes | Android | RSSA knitter’s advice to Stephen Hawking on how to simplify astrophysics. Share: Follow Liza Blue on:

Posted in McSweeney Rejects, Podcast | Leave a comment

Open Letter to the Neighbor Who Put a Bag of Dog Shit in My Purse

Dear Neighbor, First of all, I would like to sincerely apologize for my dog.  It was an entirely innocent mistake, but I also realize how you might have misconstrued the situation. We had just arrived at our cabin after a … Continue reading

Posted in McSweeney Rejects | Leave a comment

Podcast: Open Letter to Neighbor Who Put Dogshit in My Purse

http://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Dog-Shit-in-my-Purse.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: iTunes | Android | RSSThe title says it all. Share: Follow Liza Blue on:

Posted in McSweeney Rejects, Podcast | Leave a comment

Dear Kid on My Son’s Soccer Team

Dear Kid (number 9 I think) on my son’s soccer team, This apology has been gnawing at me for almost 20 years.  You see it was me, I was the one who slipped a lemon into your half time snack of … Continue reading

Posted in McSweeney Rejects, What I Did | Leave a comment

Dear Caitlyn Jenner

Dear Caitlyn Jenner, I am a woman whose biologic, gender and sexual identities are comfortably aligned in the dominant fashion, but am ready, willing and trying to embrace the full spectrum.  I have made a lot of progress.  I accept … Continue reading

Posted in McSweeney Rejects, Such is Life, What Words Mean | Leave a comment

Podcast: Dear Caitlyn Jenner

http://www.fanagrams.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Dear-Caitlyn-Jenner-V2.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: iTunes | Android | RSSWhat does Caitlyn Jenner tell us about being a woman? Share: Follow Liza Blue on:

Posted in McSweeney Rejects, Podcast | Leave a comment

Dear Mr. Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner

Dear Rob Manfred, Major League Baseball Commissioner It is the beginning of baseball season, and I couldn’t care less.  This is astonishing to me since I grew up surrounded by baseball.  My mother taught me how to throw a baseball … Continue reading

Posted in McSweeney Rejects, Sports | Leave a comment