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Ten Foods That I Have Demonized and Can No Longer Eat

1.  Liver, because as a pathologist I have done too many autopsies where I have had to grapple with slippery, greasy livers ravaged by poor life choices. (I still like ribs though.) 2.  Escargot, because the action of extracting them … Continue reading

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Open Letter to Dick Wolf, Creator of Law and Order

Dear Dick Wolf, As creator of the television show Law and Order:SVU, I would like to thank you for elevating the word “heinous” from the depths of SAT vocab obscurity to an everyday word. For the past seventeen years your … Continue reading

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