{"id":2307,"date":"2016-06-06T13:29:55","date_gmt":"2016-06-06T18:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/?p=2307"},"modified":"2016-06-06T13:56:49","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T18:56:49","slug":"marketing-unplugged-roasted-black-garlic-potato-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/marketing-unplugged-roasted-black-garlic-potato-chips\/","title":{"rendered":"Marketing Unplugged: Roasted Black Garlic Potato Chips"},"content":{"rendered":"

On a quick dash through the grocery aisles to pick up last minute items \u2013 mascarpone cheese for a lime pie, lemon for the kale salad – I impulsively grabbed a novelty bag of \u201cKettle Cooked Black Garlic Chips.\u201d When I got home I was filled with remorse; I realized that I had succumbed to every last trick in the marketing manual, all within a matter of unthinking seconds.<\/p>\n

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1)\u00a0 The wily story manager situated the essential high-volume items, such as dairy and produce, at the back of the store, ensuring that I would pass through multiple tempting aisles before I reached my target cheese and lemons.\u00a0 Furthermore, the chip and snack aisle was located directly in front of the cashier, thus funneling me through this impulse-laden territory as I approached the check-out lane.<\/p>\n

2) The chips were \u201ckettle cooked,\u201d which I associate with a higher quality crunchier chip, though I don\u2019t know why.\u00a0 Perhaps it is the old fashioned word \u201ckettle\u201d that conjures up a pleasing image of a medieval-era woman stirring an enormous blackened pot of bubbling oil, making each bag of potato chips with individual care.\u00a0 Internet research reveals that \u201ckettle cooked\u201d does imply that the chips are made in batches rather than on a conveyer belt, but kettles, if they do exist, are industrial-sized.\u00a0 Apparently marketing aces rejected the simpler and more direct approach of labeling the chips as \u201cbatch-cooked,\u201d and instead chose the more evocative kettle description.\u00a0 Personally I would have opted for the even more evocative Shakespearean term of \u201ccaldron-cooked.\u201d<\/p>\n

3) The bag noted that these black garlic chips were a \u201climited edition,\u201d and I fell for standard ploy of the disappearing offer, whose success is based on the universal human impulse to get it while you can, or at least get it before someone beats you to it.<\/p>\n

4) \u00a0The cloves pictured on the bag were not immediately appealing; in fact, the black speckles gave them a rotten plague-afflicted look.\u00a0 Nevertheless, \u201cblack garlic\u201d sounded exotic and intriguing.\u00a0 It turns out that black garlic refers to garlic cloves that have been fermented, resulting in a sweeter taste and the characteristic black splotches.\u00a0 Widely used in Asia, more recently black garlic has been used in high cuisine in this country, and from there the product made the jump to mass-produced potato chips.\u00a0 However, when I scanned the ingredient list I discovered that that the first four ingredients, listed in descending order by weight, were potatoes, sugar, salt and garlic powder (i.e. just everyday garlic powder). \u201cBlack garlic powder\u201d was the last listed ingredient.\u00a0\u00a0 So either black garlic has a hell of a punch along the lines of a ghost pepper, or it is merely a token presence, basically enough of a puff of powder to give this bag of potato chips its cachet name.<\/p>\n

My shame at being such a sap passed quickly because the chips were quite good, though I did realize I was responding to the added sugar rather than any soup\u00e7on of black garlic.\u00a0 The next time I went through the chip aisle I confidently reached for the black garlic chips.\u00a0 You see, you are not a sap if you do something deliberately and with full knowledge.<\/p>\n

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