Currently the International Skating Union (ISU) states that pairs and ice dancing partners must consist of a \u201clady\u201d and a man, though it does not define these genders further.\u00a0 Why not open it up to two humans of any description?\u00a0 The logical place to start is ice dancing, which has its origins in ballroom dancing.\u00a0 The Olympics could follow the lead of the National Dance Council of America (NDCA), the governing body for ballroom dancing competitions.\u00a0 In 2019 the NDCA rewrote Rule 11.A.6.a as follows:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cA couple is defined as a leader and a follower without regard to sex or gender in all dance genres sponsored by the NDCA.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n The movement is gaining traction. In 2019 a same sex couple won the Danish version of \u201cDancing with the Stars.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n Perhaps the Dance Council was inspired by the 2007 Will Ferrell movie \u201cBlades of Glory,\u201d a slapstick spoof of figure skating.\u00a0 Ferrell and his rival are banned from singles competition.\u00a0 By necessity, they team up to compete as an all-male pair.\u00a0 \u00a0Big yucks of laughter ensue.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2.\u00a0 Eliminate the \u00a0Dress Code<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Let\u2019s unpack ISU\u2019s dress code as described in Rule 501 of the Special Regulation and Technical Rules Handbook:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAt ISU Championships, the Olympic Winter Games and International Competitions, the clothing of the Competitors must be modest, dignified and appropriate<\/strong> for athletic competition \u2013 not garish or theatrical in design<\/strong>. Clothing may, however, reflect the character of the music chosen.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Aren\u2019t the current rhinestone-laden outfits (referred to as \u201ccostumes\u201d) the embodiment of garish and theatrical?\u00a0 Don\u2019t current costumes stretch the concept of \u201cmodest\u201d and \u201cdignified?\u201d\u00a0 The word appropriate is vague, even more so when combined with \u201cappropriate for competition.\u201d\u00a0 With the exception of the oddball sport of synchronized swimming, figure skating is the only sport where a fashion statement is an implicit part of scoring.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThe clothing must not give the effect of excessive nudity inappropriate for the discipline.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Hmm, the effect<\/em> of excessive nudity, how to interpret that?\u00a0 Does an expanse of flesh-covered mesh give the effect of nudity?\u00a0 Mesh is specifically designed to give the impression of the lack of clothing.\u00a0 Now we must consider the overlap between the lack of clothing and nudity.\u00a0 Based on current skating costumes, nudity only refers to explicit exposure of secondary sex characteristics (i.e. nipples).\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMen must wear full length trousers and must not wear tights.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n The dress code for men and women diverges over the issue of tights \u2013 okay for women, verboten for men. In the 1988 Calgary Games, the US figure skater Debbi Thomas rocked a spangled unitard during her short program. Her rival Katarina Witt wore a dress with scant feathers revealing either a deliberate thong or incidental wedgie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n The ISU officials were so scandalized by this brazen display of (albeit athletic) anatomy that the rules were rewritten to require a skirt covering the \u201chips, midriff and behind.\u201d\u00a0 While a skirt might provide coverage when immobile, twirling renders it utterly ineffective.\u00a0 Full-on crotch shots are the norm in the pairs competition.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n The ISU lifted the skirt requirement in 2004, opening the door for anatomically explicit unitards for women. However, men are still required to wear \u201ctrousers.\u201d (To me, the choice of the word \u201ctrousers,\u201d as opposed to pants, adds a humor note. I consider trousers a type of baggy pant worn by men without a waist, illustrated by Fred Mertz in \u201cI Love Lucy,\u201d not a good look for a skater.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n The cut-off points in the spectrum from trouser\/pants to tapered pants to leggings to the outlawed tights are unclear.\u00a0 The rationale for this ban is equally unclear.\u00a0 Some have suggested that the tender sensibilities of the judges would quake at the thought of men wantonly displaying a gonadal bulge.\u00a0 If that is the case, the sight of swimmers in the summer Olympics should provoke a nervous collapse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Those not meeting the dress code receive a deduction in their technical score.\u00a0 Skaters also receive a deduction if rhinestones or crystals fall off during a program.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n The final score is a combination of technical and \u201coverall performance\u201d scores. Beyond the dress code, the technical performance evaluates such things as whether the quad jump really did have four rotations. The overall performance score is judged on four elements, detailed in Rule 353.1.n of the ISU handbook and include 1) skating 2) transitions 3) composition and 4) music interpretation and performance. Dress is not an explicit component of any of these elements. Music interpretation and performance seems to be the most relevant to costume and is described as \u201cinvolvement of the skater physically, emotionally, intellectually in translating the music.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n My suggestion \u2013 delete the dress code. \u00a0The explicit technical requirements \u2013 modest, dignified, garish, theatrical, or appropriate \u2013 have devolved into meaningless terms.\u00a0 Dress only implicitly contributes to the \u201coverall performance\u201d as a visual representation of a skater\u2019s emotional and intellectual connection to the music. \u00a0The hell with modesty and dignity, if the music calls for it, you can go native with impunity! (Note that the man, against all logic, is still wearing the required pants).\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n However, I note that cross-dressing would meet the dress code. From the waist up many men already cross traditional gender norms. Women can wear a tuxedo or a T-shirt with a pack of cigarettes snugged into a rolled up-sleeve. After all, skaters are invited to display their individuality as part of the performance. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 3.\u00a0 Musical Choice<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n In 2014 the ISU relaxed the rules to allow lyrics in the musical choice.\u00a0 With the exception of Ice Dancing, the song choices frequently remain soaring romantic numbers, though there have been some creative moments.\u00a0 The other night a skater performed to an instrumental version of the Rolling Stones song \u201cPaint It Black,\u201d whose lyrics describe depression and despair.\u00a0 However, the arrangement ditched the provocative words, slowed the tempo and turned it into a meditative ballad. \u00a0I applaud the music choice for the first half of the program but then I would transition to the edgy up-tempo Stones version (with lyrics) in the second half.\u00a0 When interviewed, the skater could comment that the lyrics reflect the importance of mental health among athletes. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n 4. \u00a0Short Term Goal<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Although I would like to tweak the ISU rules, even my short-term dream of a routine to “A Whiter Shade of Pale” \u2013 my all-time favorite song \u2013 would meet the requirements.\u00a0 There is no ISU prohibition on make-up, so both partners could have make-up that is, in fact, a whiter shade of pale, some sort of sepulchral look and one (or both) could be dressed as vestal virgins leaving for the coast.[1]<\/a>\u00a0 There are cartwheels in the song, which could translate nicely to some spins or jumps (in addition to the song\u2019s lyric \u201cfeeling kinda seasick\u201d).\u00a0 The skaters could play to the audience and ask them to \u201ccry out for more.\u201d The performance would be the complete package of the physical, emotional and intellectual translation of the music and lyrics.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n 5.\u00a0 Stretch Goal<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n It is unrealistic to imagine that the ISU will permit a same sex couple, but there is an intriguing loophole allowing for role reversal.\u00a0 The rules for the pairs competition do not distinguish between the leader and the follower.\u00a0 As long as the pair performs the required lifts and throws, technically a tall sturdy woman could be the tosser and a jockey-sized man could be the tossee, or a similar-sized couple could alternate tossing and catching during the routine. \u00a0The two could wear identical ambiguous outfits.\u00a0 Let the games begin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n [1]<\/a> Lyrics for a Whiter Shade of Pale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n (Procul Harem are the original artists, but the Annie Lennox version gets my vote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n [https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VZqPoriYXho<\/a>])<\/p>\n\n\n\n We skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels ‘cross the floor And so it was that later<\/p>\n\n\n\n As the miller told his tale She said “there is no reason” 1.\u00a0 Redefine Pairs Currently the International Skating Union (ISU) states that pairs and ice dancing partners must consist of a \u201clady\u201d and a man, though it does not define these genders further.\u00a0 Why not open it up to two humans … Continue reading ![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/same-sex.jpg\")
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