{"id":536,"date":"2011-07-10T21:02:12","date_gmt":"2011-07-10T21:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/?p=536"},"modified":"2011-07-10T21:02:12","modified_gmt":"2011-07-10T21:02:12","slug":"family-car-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/family-car-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"Family Car Ride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although the seven hour car ride to our vacation spot has remained largely unchanged over the past 40 years, the context has gone through several evolutions.\u00a0 As kids, the absolute keyed up anticipation of summer vacation made the trip endless; with 5 kids there was endless fidgeting in the car, siblings crossing imaginary lines and getting punched as promised and endless &#8220;when are we going to get there\u2019s.&#8221; These trips in the<br \/>\n60s were without benefit of CDs or even tapes.\u00a0 Only AM was available, and the best hope was that there was a Cubs game to listen to, although generally in a losing cause, with the reception slowly evaporating along with the Cubs hopes, as we inched our way further north.\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t until I had children of my own that I realized the torture of the drive, endlessly trying to entertain or disentangle twitchy children, accepting the futility of an enforced seat belt policy, and in general just enduring and wondering whether &#8220;family<br \/>\nvacation&#8221; was really just an oxymoron like &#8220;butthead&#8221; or &#8220;military intelligence.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The teenage years were probably the golden years &#8211; a newly minted driver&#8217;s license, minimal responsibilities, a car at your disposal, gas paid for, vacation paid for, it<br \/>\nwas freedom.\u00a0 You were a roll, screaming along the highway with the music cranked.<br \/>\nI was a new driver driving with Butch Turner and Bill Campbell when I passed my first car on a two lane road.\u00a0 We were listening to a live concert of some sort on our 8 track, which coincidentally erupted in wild applause just as I completed this minor coming of age achievement.\u00a0 Bill said, &#8220;for her next number Bobbie will pass a truck and a semi.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps now I have also entered another golden phase, although the lack of responsibilities of the teenage years are long gone.\u00a0 But the kids have gotten to the stage where they can read on their own in the car, and even help in the driving.\u00a0 As we prepare for our trip up north this year, I realize that I am now passing the baton again, the fifth generation to do so.\u00a0 Our son is now old enough to drive by himself and I see that he has got his iPod in order and is ready to roll.<\/p>\n<p>Preparations for the trip would start a week before the target date as everyone began assembling items in the front hall.\u00a0 This was the great beauty of a car ride; you really didn&#8217;t need to pack things, they could just be flung into the trunk.\u00a0 What an odd assortment &#8211; various boots and shoes, a new doubling cube for the backgammon board, paper bags with bottles of booze, a carton of cigarettes for my father, a Sears catalogue, and inflatable raft and other odds and ends.\u00a0 The entire car, probably a big boat of a station wagon with faux wood paneled siding, would be packed the night before we left.\u00a0 Since there was no particular concern about seatbelts, in fact there may not have been any, we were free to<br \/>\ncreate little nooks for sleeping and reading, by stacking and moving the bags around.\u00a0 I am sure there were endless discussions about who &#8220;dibs&#8217;ed what seat.\u00a0 Then we were left to wait for morning and although we would have eagerly foregone the basic necessities of food and water to be on our way, we had to have breakfast, clean up breakfast and also clean up our rooms.\u00a0 My mother obviously saw an easy way to apply leverage.<\/p>\n<p>My mother hated to stop for the sole purpose of going to the bathroom.\u00a0 As our family never shied away from a competition, my mother would announce a reward for the person who could go the longest without having to go to the bathroom.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think that<br \/>\nthere was actually a prize, but there was a powerful incentive to avoid penetrating questions such as &#8220;how badly do you really have to go,&#8221; or &#8220;are you sure you can&#8217;t make it,&#8221; or &#8220;why didn&#8217;t you go when we stopped for lunch?&#8221;\u00a0 While perhaps not healthy, this speeded up the trip immeasurably.\u00a0 I guess that I am proud to say that I usually<br \/>\nwon the contest and that this acquired skill has come in handy over the years.<br \/>\nOccasionally, some one would bring a friend along, who would be forced into the<br \/>\ncontest.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t imagine the consternation this poor child must have felt, who perhaps did not know the entire family well, and certainly not my parents.\u00a0 What could the rest of the vacation be like?<\/p>\n<p>Car games were the staple of entertainment, and my mother was in charge, generally creating variations on standard games like &#8220;20 Questions&#8221; and &#8220;Bingo&#8221;.\u00a0 We had quickly<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/family-care-ride-bird.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-537\" title=\"family care ride bird\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/family-care-ride-bird-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/family-care-ride-bird-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/family-care-ride-bird.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a> grown tired of the stale car bingo cards we had, which had such pedestrian items as &#8220;bird on a wire,&#8221; or &#8220;tow truck.&#8221;\u00a0 My mother quickly set about spicing up the game and created &#8220;Dingo Bingo.\u00a0 She improved the &#8220;Bingoes&#8221; we had to find, and improved the scoring.<br \/>\nFor example, &#8220;bird on a wire&#8221; and &#8220;tow truck&#8221; and &#8220;cow&#8221; were nixed and replaced by more interesting categories such as &#8220;religious lawn decoration,&#8221; \u201cman with a hairy back\u201d or \u201cbra on a clothesline.\u201d\u00a0 Each had a point value based on the degree of difficulty.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/family-car-ride-bra.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-538\" title=\"family car ride bra\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/family-car-ride-bra-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then she created a new category called &#8220;Dingoes.&#8221; These were easy to find items, like &#8220;American flag&#8221; or &#8220;dog,&#8221; but they were only scored if you could find them in combination with something else.\u00a0 For example, if you could spot a dog standing next to religious lawn decoration, you added the dingo score to the bingo score.\u00a0 There was also some sort of bonus if you could find two bingoes together.\u00a0 You could also apply for a special award if you saw something unusual.\u00a0 My brother recalls that he got extra points for spotting a man standing on his hands on a golf course, and a women in hair curlers juggling.\u00a0 These innovations added a major element of strategy to the game.\u00a0 For example, you wouldn&#8217;t just want to score the first man with a hairy back you saw, but you may want to hold out for a simian man standing next to an American flag.\u00a0 Your strategy might be tempered by other conditions.\u00a0 Certainly it would be easier to find a man with a hairy back in the summer, and religious lawn decorations around Christmas.\u00a0 However, I recall one well known house &#8211; in Crivitz perhaps &#8211; (something memorable happened in Crivitz, but I am not sure if this is it), that kept its religious lawn decoration &#8211; some sort of Creche &#8211; up all year.<\/p>\n<p>I have always believed that Dingo Bingo has immense commercial potential.\u00a0 At one point my mother wanted to sell the concept to McDonald&#8217;s; the Dingo Bingos could be printed on their paper placemats, which then could be reused for the game, if not overly smeared with grease and catsup.\u00a0 Like many other of my mother&#8217;s cottage industries, this one did not quite get off the ground, but it might be worth another try.\u00a0 Aspiring entrepreneurs can<br \/>\ncontact me by e-mail.<\/p>\n<h6><em>The missing words in the following poem are anagrams (i.e. share the same letters like spot, post, stop) and the number of asterisks indicates the number of letters.\u00a0 One of the words will rhyme with the preceding or following line, giving you a big hint.\u00a0 Your job is to solve the missing words based on the above rules and context of the poem.\u00a0 Scroll down for answers.<\/em><\/h6>\n<p>Every summer vacation we pile into the car for the seven hour car ride,<\/p>\n<p>Where the scenery consists of endless farmland passing slowly by *******.<\/p>\n<p>The ****** journey is enlivened by my mother\u2019s unique Dingo Bingo game,<\/p>\n<p>Where entries such as nose picker or splattered road kill are her claim to fame.<\/p>\n<p>But when the farmland **** ***\u00a0and is replaced by forest just north of Green Bay,<\/p>\n<p>We all shout and cheer because now we know we have gone more than half way.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>answers:\u00a0 outside, tedious, dies out<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Answers:\u00a0 outside, tedious, dies out<\/p>\nFollow Liza Blue on: <a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow 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