{"id":722,"date":"2011-09-13T02:36:26","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T02:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/?p=722"},"modified":"2011-11-15T10:21:36","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T16:21:36","slug":"the-blue-hammer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/the-blue-hammer\/","title":{"rendered":"Author&#8217;s Commentary 1:  The Clean Plate Club Murder Mystery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Introduction<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">One of the anticipatory pleasures of summer vacation is lining up your reading.\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Generally, I like to consider different categories fitting different moods and times of day.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">You can always tote work with you on vacation, but let\u2019s be honest here, this is generally for show only and you just won\u2019t get to it.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The next category is the intellectual book, typically a nonfiction affair on politics, history, the Bible or whatever, but mostly these books are just great props for the afternoon nap.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">There are the classics \u2013perhaps you are willing to hang tough through the complexity of a William Faulkner novel.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">One summer I did plow my way through Absalom, Absalom! and I\u2019ve to tell you it was a (satisfying) bitch.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">But what would a summer be without a great crime novel?<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">This is the type of book that you can stay up late with, madly trying to get to the finish line to unravel the family dysfunction and find out if the troubled hero actually did marry his long lost sister by mistake, setting off a chain of seemingly incomprehensible and grisly murders.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Soon it is one or two in the morning, you are sitting on the porch with an occasional warm breeze, the bugs are lightly tapping at the screen, and as the lights go off in adjacent cabins you find yourself sitting in a small cone of light with absolute darkness around you.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Perfect.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I was introduced to the crime novel by my friend Kitty, who showed up on a ski vacation with a novel by Ross McDonald featuring the detective Lew Archer. \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">This was shortly after we had seen the 1974 movie <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Chinatown<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">, and we agreed that we had just seen the perfect movie.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The movie builds to the pivotal scene of Faye Dunaway alternatively gasping, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/blue-hammer-chinatown.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-724\" title=\"blue hammer chinatown\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/blue-hammer-chinatown-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u201cShe\u2019s my sister (slap), she\u2019s my daughter (slap), she\u2019s my sister AND my daughter !! \u2013 finally revealing the unspeakable key to a series of murders.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Now what a discovery &#8211; a whole series of novels trafficking in the same basic plot lines of lurid family secrets and hidden identities.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I subsequently learned that far from a trashy novel, the Lew Archer series were well respected detective, considered the successor to Philip Marlow and Sam Spade, created by Dashiell Hammett and Raymond Chandler, respectively.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Lew was the archetypical loner detective working in the sterile and artificial environment of the newly rich in Southern California<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Kitty and I devoured the books and became so engrossed that we both a carried a book in our ski parkas and would whip them out on the chairlift and madly turn the pages with cold and trembling fingers. His novels were peppered with acerbic quips of weary insight, like:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">\u201cThere are certain families whose members should all live in different towns \u2013 different states if possible \u2013 and write each other letters once a year \u2013 And forget to mail them.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cWhen there\u2019s trouble in a family, it tends to show up in the weakest member.\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And all the other members of the family know that.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">They make allowances for the one in trouble \u2013 because they know they\u2019re implicated themselves.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">It\u2019s been almost 40 years since I read a Lew Archer novel, and I decided it was time for a refresher.\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">There were still a bunch of them in the library and I chose the \u201cBlue Hammer.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The title sounded familiar to me and I vaguely remembered some great line about a blue hammer.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The novel didn\u2019t disappoint.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The opening wedge into the family troubles was a missing painting, questionably painted by a locally renowned artist Richard Chantry who had disappeared and was assumed dead.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Lew\u2019s investigation turns up bodies and suspects, including the unsolved murder of Chantry\u2019s half brother some 30 years ago.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Blue-hammer-nick.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-958\" title=\"Blue hammer nick\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Blue-hammer-nick-150x146.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"146\" \/><\/a> <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">And there it is at the end \u2013 one brother killed another and assumed his identity, the real fathers of the brothers finally emerged, and if you followed the confusing lineage, you realized that one brother\u2019s grandson was dating his own daughter.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Along the way you get:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cI could smell them though.\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">They stank of curdled hopes and poisonous fears and rancid innocence and unwashed armpits.\u201d<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u201cI lay awake and watched her face emerging in the slow dawn.\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">After a while I could see the steady blue pulse in her temple, the beating of the silent hammer that meant that she was alive.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I hoped that the blue hammer would never stop.\u201d <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">For some years now the top item on my Christmas list has been a plot line.\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I would love to write a crime novel, but never felt I had enough oomph to write more than the opening paragraph.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 But I&#8217;m willing to give it a try.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h6><em><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The missing words in the following poem are anagrams (i.e. share the same letters like stop, post, spot) and the number of asterisks indicates the number of letters.\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">One of the missing words will rhyme with either the previous or following lines.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Your job is to solve the missing words based on the above rules and the context of the poem.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Scroll down for answers. <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h6>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em>Beneath ***** that look perfect and immaculately coiffed,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">Often lies an decaying underbelly that has turned rancid and soft.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">Jealousies, scars and dark secrets lurk midst these entrails,<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">And it is the job of the Lew Archer to pierce these well-tended *****.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">He will rout out all ***** and bring them into the truth of bright light<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman;\">And rescue shattered lost souls from a long sickening night.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New 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