{"id":81,"date":"2011-02-25T16:11:28","date_gmt":"2011-02-25T16:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/?p=81"},"modified":"2011-03-20T18:33:57","modified_gmt":"2011-03-20T18:33:57","slug":"a-whiter-shade-of-pale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/a-whiter-shade-of-pale\/","title":{"rendered":"A Whiter Shade of Pale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I sort through the various missed opportunities and regrets in my life, I keep coming back to two things; the time that I absolutely blew my college interview at Stanford (when asked to describe \u201cwho I was\u201d to some pompous interviewer, I said, \u201cthat\u2019s personal and I don\u2019t wish to discuss it!), and the fact that I never saw the Beatles live.\u00a0 I was first introduced to the Beatles at Ty Winterbotham\u2019s house.\u00a0 There was some sort of slumber party going on and she had the 45 of \u201cI Saw Her Standing There\u201d blaring into her living room.\u00a0 It was a magical moment as everyone danced together and shouted the lyrics \u201cWhen she crossed that room, my heart went boom and I held her hand in my-eeen!\u201d\u00a0 Please note that the early Beatle lyrics were nothing but doggerel.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>While I was not a passionate Beatles fan, they did hold an abiding interest.\u00a0 John was married, Ringo was just too butt ugly to generate any appeal and Paul was of course the cutest.\u00a0 That left George as the more creative favorite.\u00a0 As a parent, I kept impressing on my young children that it was very important that they know all the names of the Beatles, and I would periodically spring pop quizzes in the car.\u00a0 Unfortunately Frances always confused George Harrison with George Bush!\u00a0 My<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Beatles_65_Album_Cover1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-177\" title=\"Beatles_65_Album_Cover\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Beatles_65_Album_Cover1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Beatles_65_Album_Cover1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Beatles_65_Album_Cover1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Beatles_65_Album_Cover1.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a> father initially dismissed the Beatles as freaks, and confidently stated, \u201cThey won\u2019t last a year.\u201d\u00a0 It must have been 1964, because I triumphantly remember buying the album Beatles \u201965.<\/p>\n<p>We did manage to go to a few concerts.\u00a0 The Dave Clark Five stands out, because they were thought to be a knock off of the Beatles.\u00a0 I remember closing my eyes at the concert and pretending they were the Beatles, but the effort fell short.\u00a0 Another concert I distinctly remember was the Rolling Stones.\u00a0 My mother had agreed to drive us down to McCormick place, but announced that she was not going to waste her money on this and would spend the time at a museum instead.\u00a0 However, when we arrived, she reframed the event as a sociology field trip and decided that she would try and sneak into the concert.\u00a0 We wished her good luck and scurried to our seats on the main floor.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>At the first chord, probably\u00a0 \u201cI can\u2019t get no satisfaction,\u201d we started screaming ourselves silly, for no other reason that we were so thrilled to be part of a joyous mass hysteria.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>When I see the black and white footage of the Beatles arriving in the United States, I think how great it would be to one of the teenagers in one of the crowd shots \u2013 a teenager with smudged, tear-streaked cheeks, wearing a cute buttoned-up shirt<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/beatlemania1211081.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-176\" title=\"beatlemania121108\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/beatlemania1211081-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a> rumpled by the press of the crowd, hanging\u00a0 over a\u00a0fence in the remote hopes of spotting one of the Fab Four.\u00a0 Now that would be something to show the kids.\u00a0 If only I had gone to Woodstock.\u00a0 In the middle of the Woodstock sound track, as an illustration of the mayhem, an announcer says, \u201cAllan Fay, come to the blue tent, it\u2019s a bummer, man.\u201d\u00a0 Just think, it could have been, \u201cBobbie Brown, come to the tent, it\u2019s a bummer man.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0As we limply exited the auditorium, we found my mother totally pleased with herself.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 She had indeed managed to sneak in.\u00a0 She told the usher that she was ticketless because\u00a0 she had left the auditorium to deal with her splitting headache.\u00a0 She<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/exedrin1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-175\" title=\"exedrin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/exedrin1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a> then produced the bottle of aspirin that she had just bought as a prop.\u00a0 She feigned a grimace of agony, and as an added touch right out of an Excedrin TV ad, lightly pressed her fingertips to her temples.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>She then said that she had left her young daughter inside, who was probably beside herself with worry at that point.\u00a0 The overwhelmed usher fell for it, and let her in.\u00a0 She made her way to the top row of the topmost balcony, \u201cI was in hysteria heaven,\u201d she exulted, \u201cThe blond singer looked exactly like Lulu Runnells!\u201d\u00a0 The blond singer was Brian Jones who would die of a drug overdose the following year, and Lulu Runnells was one of Lake Forest\u2019s most fashionable socialites.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0They say that every generation must have its own music, but the rock and roll of the 60s has transcended generations.\u00a0 The Beatles and Rolling Stones are all well-represented on my kids\u2019 iPODS, and they are always amazed when I already know the lyrics to \u201ctheir\u201d music.\u00a0 I can even introduce them to some new music.\u00a0 One of them was Procul Harum, who were something of a one hit wonder with their song \u201cA Whiter Shade of Pale,\u201d also known as\u00a0 AWSoP on the internet fan club site.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>With the exception of Louie, Lou-ay, one of the advantages of early 60s music was that the lyrics could be distinctly heard and understood.\u00a0 But by the time of the 1967 release AWSoP,\u00a0 while you could still hear the words, the lyrics had moved far beyond the hand-holding\u00a0 innocence of the early 60s.\u00a0 There is much discussion of the meaning of AWSoP.\u00a0 Two theories are most plausible to me.\u00a0 One is that the \u201cWhiter Shade of Pale\u201d refers to Marilyn Monroe and her doomed love affair with JFK; the crowd calling out for more refers to her memorable and slutty singing of Happy Birthday, Mr. President, to a sold out<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/procul-haren1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-174\" title=\"procul haren\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fanagrams.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/procul-haren1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/procul-haren1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.fanagrams.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/procul-haren1.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a> crowd in Madison Square Garden.\u00a0 The other obvious theory is that the \u201cWhiter Shade of Pale\u201d refers to cocaine, and the lyrics are a delusional mess.\u00a0 I am very literal and linear person, so the following fanagram represents an attempt to tidy up the lyrics.<\/p>\n<h6>The missing words in the following poem are anagrams (post, stop, spot) and the number of dashes indicates the number of letters.\u00a0 One of the missing words will rhyme with either the preceding or following lines.\u00a0 Your job is to figure out the words from the context of the poem.\u00a0 Scroll down for the answers.<\/h6>\n<p>I hit my head bang bango, while turning cartwheels \u2018cross the floor,<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0I begin to &#8212;&#8212; like I\u2019m seasick, but the crowd calls out for more,<\/p>\n<p>The room was humming harder, as my soul did &#8212;&#8212; away,<\/p>\n<p>When we called out for another drink the waiter brought a tray<\/p>\n<p>And so it was that later as the doctor told his tale<\/p>\n<p>That my face, at first just ghostly, turned a &#8212;&#8212; shade of pale<\/p>\n<h6>Real lyrics:<\/h6>\n<h6>We skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels \u2018cross the floor<\/h6>\n<h6>I was feeling kinda seasick, as the crowd calls out for more.<\/h6>\n<h6>The room was humming harder as the ceiling flew away<\/h6>\n<h6>When we called out for another drink the waiter brought a tray<\/h6>\n<h6>And so it was that later as the miller told his tale<\/h6>\n<h6>That her face, at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale<\/h6>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p>Answers:\u00a0 writhe, wither, whiter<\/p>\nFollow Liza Blue on: <a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-24 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-facebook nolightbox\" data-provider=\"facebook\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Follow Liza Blue on 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